web-s:

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING
requested by @beaucannon: a color set on any marvel film of your choice (except DP2)

just-shower-thoughts:

It would be a cool biological hack if you can lucid dream about sleeping 8 hours while sleeping 2 hours and waking up feeling well rested

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

i love barbossa he just??? he started out as whoa scary intimidating bad guy trying to kill will and elizabeth so scary but by the third film will and elizabeth are like yo barbossa ‘sup you should totally marry us we’re buddies now and he just??? does

i lov e barbossa he went from villain to like weird uncle

love:

by raumskaya

flamboyantsnake:

steve-the-duck:

dendritic-trees:

mehofkirkwall:

molteniridium:

micaxiii:

daglout:

brattylikestoeat:

official-liberty-prime:

aesclepianbanshee:

thatthinginyourshoe:

rosswoodpark:

rosswoodpark:

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell

but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures

Intestines are wonderful organs with interesting and highly developed nervous systems all their own and you should love and respect them more.

Okay but what about the first doctor putting them back in and trying to put them how they were only for them to fix themselves

Let Your Intestines Work In Peace

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

• so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

• any of that

insomniac-arrest:

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

• don’t understand twitter
  
• don’t understand twitter
• posts are in chronological order
• spite
• no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
• they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
• mega spite
•  like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
• Direct Contact with the Memes
• god, wht the fuk even is twitter
• they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

just-shower-thoughts:

Being born into an exceptionally rich family is like starting an RPG as a max level character